We Should’ve Been Invited to Chelsea Clinton’s Wedding

August 1, 2011

Have you ever wanted to know what it’s like to know your destiny and then, before it’s even been fulfilled, look it straight in the face? Keep reading. In this incredible two-part blog post, myself (Sarah Walker) and my cousin (Kate Fitzpatrick), recount our stories of meeting the Clinton’s (That’s Bill and Hillary, not the [...]

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My Latest Project: Once Upon a Sub-Prime

July 6, 2011

One day I decided to write a show about the sub-prime mortgage crisis. On June 23rd, 2011, it was performed at the Upright Citizens Brigade! Whoo-hoo! Once Upon a Sub-Prime is a One-Act play about those completely fair and non predatory *cough* sub-prime loans with agreeable interest rates *cough cough*. More or less, it’s a [...]

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For Your Consideration

May 25, 2011

It’s official. I’ve been nominated for a Best Supporting Actress Cubie award for my performance as Annelle in Steel Magnolias. I didn’t even know nominations were being announced until I received the email in my inbox. I immediately poured another glass of champagne from the bottle I was already drinking and raised it in honor [...]

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Cartoon Zac Efron

May 24, 2011

Even as a cartoon jpeg, Zac still makes me swoon. I wonder what our cartoon babies would look like.

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Cliff Jumping ZAC

May 17, 2011

That’s right Zac. Just jump. I’ll be there to catch you. Always. Well, as long as you keep that six pack in check.  

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Guest Post: We Need to Designate a Bathroom Corner

May 13, 2011

The following is a guest post from fellow international superstar and my cousin, Kate Fitzpatrick. It’s about the Savannah Film Festival, y’all! So remember this post? http://sarahwalkerfanclub.com/gerard-butler-wants-you-to-have-his-babies/ I’m that cousin that Sarah was referring to, who met GB at a Savannah Film Festival after party. Yeah. I don’t really want to talk about it either. I [...]

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Boo-Boo Zac

May 10, 2011

Why don’t you give that bag of frozen peas a break and let mama take care of you? I guarantee it will only make me feel better.

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Fairy Tale Zac

April 26, 2011

I am a sucker for overly-thought out Hollywood photo shoots. I mean, why do a boring black and white Mario Testino photo shoot when you can do this…. Next up for Zac. A photo shoot with me where we re-enact the Graduate.

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That time I was a Seventeen Fashion Model

April 25, 2011

For many young and aspiring international superstars, the height of “making it” is landing the cover of Seventeen magazine. Only the world’s finest teen models and celebrities get a chance to be showcased by America’s premier magazine on what’s cool for teenage girls. I started reading Seventeen magazine when I was 9. That may sound [...]

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The Latest in Young Adult Amish Fiction

April 22, 2011

From Amazon: It’s spring break of her senior year and Madison Van Buren is fed up. Stressed over Ivy League pressure, her parents’ marital problems, and her boyfriend’s neglect, Madison gets in her car and drives west. Meanwhile, eighteen-year-old Anna Bronner wants to escape the so-called simple life–which for her consists of caring for younger [...]

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